Thanksgiving Fun :)

The Parot

A fairly quick study.

A young man named John received a parot as a gift. The parot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.

Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious, and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music, and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, John was fed up, and he yelled at the parot.

The parot yelled back. John shook the parot, and the parot got angrier and even ruder.

John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird, and put him in the freezer.

For a few minutes the parot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.

Fearing that he'd hurt the parot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer.

The parot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said,

"I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.

As he was about to ask the parot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"

HAPPY EARLY THANKSGIVING Gobble, Gobble!