Just for fun,
Media shy Bigfoot has escaped from his home in Johor, southern Malaysia following a recent press expose on his "jungle activities". Allegations about the creatures love life made front page news in Malaysia, which has been gripped in Bigfoot mania for over a year now although no clear photo of the beast has ever been shown.
Bigfoot has now been sighted at several bars in Patong and one bar girl spoke to the Patong Times claiming that, "He is a big Chang drinker but he does not tip very well." The Patong Times investigation also revealed the beast was a big fan of Tiger disco but did not rate the girls in Banana very highly.